Do not mess with a high school teacher’s diet Coke.
Hey, wait, there’s CAKE in your hand! Why does this keep happening!?
late night phone calls on a college campus, no care ever.
let’s be friends!
Yeay!!
Senior photo.
No Mrs Butterworth??? Horseshit.
This is what happens when you add too much rum to rumball batter. you get poo-dip…
I guess it’s no surprise I’m single.
Northwoods Notness
“Heeeyyyy, not while I’m driv…”
This is how someone with sheer unabashed notness gets DOWN.
raar
sincerely, senizyargicilennes