This outfit happened. I’m not proud of it. Even the rotten door behind me cannot outdo the ugliness of my fashion choices. 

This outfit happened. I’m not proud of it. Even the rotten door behind me cannot outdo the ugliness of my fashion choices. 

With a red wig and a Virginia Slim, I’d be my grandmother.

With a red wig and a Virginia Slim, I’d be my grandmother.

I was not a pretty lady

I was not a pretty lady

well… the pic says it all.

well… the pic says it all.

I was “in the moment.”

I was “in the moment.”

Taken at a party in college where you literally had to ‘dress like a douchebag.’ 
I’m fairly certain this photograph alone rendered my efforts effective. 

Taken at a party in college where you literally had to ‘dress like a douchebag.’ 

I’m fairly certain this photograph alone rendered my efforts effective. 

What happens when you’ve been drinking and boyfriend steals a quick picture….

What happens when you’ve been drinking and boyfriend steals a quick picture….

Sleep study notness.

Sleep study notness.

I seem to be regretting the trapeze lesson.

I seem to be regretting the trapeze lesson.

This is my happy face

This is my happy face

Just graduated from high school, ready to take on the world.

Just graduated from high school, ready to take on the world.

The cure for vanity, circa 2004. :(

The cure for vanity, circa 2004. :(

From the last time I was clean shaven. Being as I looked like Peter  Griffin, I’ve decided no to do that again until I’ve lost weight. 

From the last time I was clean shaven. Being as I looked like Peter  Griffin, I’ve decided no to do that again until I’ve lost weight. 

I get so emotional and ugly when you tell me things I’m not expecting. 

I get so emotional and ugly when you tell me things I’m not expecting. 

Looking through my old pictures, I have taken many disgusting pictures on purpose. This one was not intentional.

Looking through my old pictures, I have taken many disgusting pictures on purpose. This one was not intentional.